After repeatedly expressing my fear of being pooped on by birds and Bart repeatedly making fun of me for this very real and very serious fear, I finally feel vindicated....
While walking to our car today, completely engaged in stimulating conversation about world peace, Bart stopped mid-sentence and peered into the sky. I, too, turned and looked up expecting to see some type of miracle from heaven. No. It was no miracle sitting atop the electrical wire. In fact, it was quite the opposite. It was a devilish bottom-of-the-barrel bird. When I looked closely, I saw it laughing at Bart. "Why?" you might ask. Well, that very bird had decided to have its morning bowel movement on top of my husband. Lucky bird. It was a two-parter. Not only did he get bright red disgusting fecal matter on Bart's pristinely white shirt, he also targeted the top of his head in such a way that it could drip down the back.
Moral of the story: Karma is real. You make fun of one of my fears and you're going to get pooped on by a bird.
Playing in the Sun (June 2015)
9 years ago
I think she put ex-lax and cherries in the bird feeder.
That's hilarious...poor Bart!
Hilarious! The bird lady strikes again! :)
That is freakin awesome! Bart if you make fun of your wife, I have to say you had is coming buddy. I hope the poops came out of your shirt!
Andy has a thing going with some seagulls at his work. He gets a handful of rocks and makes a run for his truck...the seagulls chase him to his truck. Sometimes they get him, sometimes they don't. They're pretty good aims though. I'm on Katie's side; I don't ever laugh at him, because Bart found out what happens when you do that!
Seagulls chase Andy? Once was enough for me! I don't want to get chased down and pooped on every day!
Harsh.