I'm just a good worker, hard worker, determined worker. Here I am posting during my new job. I'm incredible. Or maybe I should just be more proactive. . . ? . . . Naw.

I put this comment on Becca's blog, but thought it would be a funny post. Or maybe I'm just amused by myself.

I just had an ultrasound recently and it was disgusting. Did you know that you can get an ultrasound in your eye and that they put the goop directly in your eye and roll that thing around on top of YOUR EYE!?!! I thought I might vomit. I even told that to the tech.

Bart and I will probably be MIA for a little while because, well, I basically just got a new job--without asking for it. Pretty exciting, huh? I am now working as an Executive Assistant for the Chairman, or should I say, Chairwoman, of our department. The proposition was sprung on me at 4:30 Tuesday afternoon (right in the middle of my watching Teen Mom). Goodbye entertaining TV at work days... Oh, and my old boss is so sad right now (READ: pissed that he has to do my work and doesn't know how). Guess I get to put all of those anal, organizational abilities to good use. I think this will be an awesome diet for me--when you don't have time for lunch or breakfast, those holiday pounds sure do come off quickly! (Or at least that's what should happen!)

Oh, and, um, of course there is my even more busy husband. Bart's work on his paper is really picking up speed and we are simply bracing ourselves (and getting really excited) for all that will come when he is published and we get closer to his graduation. YOU CAN DO IT BART! I love you!

It is literally CRAZY TIME around here.

And I didn't even mention our Branch because we haven't yet been to church yet. That will be a barrel of laughs, or should I say flu-like germs, once we finally get to a Sunday.

Oh, but we did have the gas company come to our house on Monday night because we had a gas leak. Have we really only been home for 4 days?

If this seems disjointed, that's a perfect representation of what my new job is like. Can you handle it?