So there is this crazy lady in our neighborhood, you know the type, there is one in every neighborhood. She allows her dog to poop in everyone's yard and doesn't pick it up. Although, one time we did see her use a stick to smear it around in a neighbor's yard. Yeah. Weird. Well, I have literally caught her and her nasty dog in our yard, (we're talking 6 feet from our house) glared at her, and walked inside. I thought this would do the trick, so I didn't actually say something to her. My mistake. This has all changed since the devastating death of a precious flower that appeared in our yard. I took this picture yesterday. YESTERDAY.
And now for today's delightful find. You can see in the picture below the feces that was left and the sign I created to combat future occurrences.
Everyone talks about the joys of home ownership. I'm pretty sure this isn't one of them.
P.S. Bart said if this doesn't work we can fight fire with fire (or poop with poop) and just throw Turkey Leg's diapers in her yard. Pretty sure he will create way more ammunition than that weirdo dog.
If you know her address you can report her to your local animal control area. I have this one crazy lady who lets her off leash dog come up to me and Beau in the park all the even though I tell her I don't want off leash dogs coming up to us. She's crazy she keeps telling that it's okay because they are friendly. And I tell her I don't care because your still not in control of your dog. Drives me bananas. The last time I told her off she's actually going tell me," You need to go back to your doctor and have your medication adjusted," She's lucky I didn't slap her.
Two weeks before that I had her Boxer, her poodle, and some guys all off leash leash Mastiff all in Beau's face while he was trying to poop.. I really, really wanted to slap her and him.
Well Beau has rolled over on his backside and that's my cue he wants him momma to rub his belly.
Please note that there is POOP just behind the (dead) flower!
Awesome. Got to love dog poop. We had some people down the street from us let their 2-year-old (who was naked) take a poop on the sidewalk in front of our house and then leave it there. I'm pretty sure that is equating your child with a dog. Especially if they are naked.
If it happens again I would get it on a shovel and go leave it on her doorstep.
"Roses really smell like Poopoopoo..." -Outkast.
Yeah- too bad when you bought the house, you bought the neighborhood. One time when we were house-sitting for my sis, the neighbor aimed the sprinkler Kurt had set up to water his lawn. What can you do? Throw poo. That's all you got.
Neighborhood political relations are as filled with the stuff as the national political scene.