Bart and I pay a lot for car insurance since we live in Philadelphia and people here are crazy drivers. And our poor little car has needed it. Below is a list of trouble our car (and Bart's former car) have gotten into:
2005: Poor Red gets its drivers' side mirror ripped off
2005: Little White gets rear ended
2006: Poor Red gets its drivers' side mirror ripped off again
2007: Little White scrapes an illegally parked car
2007: Little White has an accident in the parking lot
2008: Little White is mysteriously hit one evening and left with some bad scrapes
2009: Little White is involved in a hit and run
2009: Oh, Little White.... The car doctor will take care of you soon...
P.S. The other driver had no teeth thanks to his crack habit. Unfortunately it wasn't his fault--this time...
Playing in the Sun (June 2015)
9 years ago

Dang. No fun. Feel better soon, Little White.
Sad, Sad, Sad. Better keep little white away from those narrow parking stalls at Disneyland.
Cars, can't live with them, can't live without them. Well, there are always horses and buggies...