Several weeks ago, Bart and I were really excited because a three-day weekend had finally come. We planned all week for the tremendously good sleep we were going to get three nights in a row. Unfortunately, some idiot in Philadelphia decided to ruin our plans when he/she installed a car alarm in their ugly Acura. After two nights of hearing this alarm go off for about an hour at a time every two hours or so, I decided to take the matter upon myself. I was going to write a polite note to the person to let them know how much their car sucked and how much they themselves also sucked and how much their alarm sucked. However, much to my dismay (actually, to my pleasure) we saw this car sitting about five houses away...
Playing in the Sun (June 2015)
9 years ago
Hey, guys. Did you know Katie's PREGNANT???
Hmmm..... doubtable anonymous comments. Rumor. Suspicion.
Wow! I hope the car owners have fun fixing their alarm AND their paint job. The security alarm in the office at my school has been going off for 3 days now. It doesn't bother me, but it does the people in the office. Like Katie, I also am taking secret pleasure in this unfortunate occurance, as several weeks ago I had an extremely annoying malfunction of my classroom intercom system. I could not get anyone in the office to take it seriously enough to find someone in to fix it for day after day after day. Having my lessons interrupted by my entire class having to overhear every personal phone call made from any classroom phone, every beep or page made to any other room up to 20+ times a day was enough to drive me screaming from the building, but I resisted that and also the urge to get out the gold spray paint. Technology, such a curse! We should all live in caves. Oh, I forgot, Shawn already does (occasionally). His probably melted by now though, so perhaps he should find a more permanent cave dwelling.
I probably would have used a brighter color. Maybe a neon green or pink, but I guess the results would have been the same. Now I know how to take care of Ashley when her alarm goes off repeatedly in the mornings...
That's awesome. I knew you had it in you to graffiti. Also, congratulations! ;)
I guess that is one way to write a "polite" note. Your graffiti penmanship needs just a little work but otherwise looks good.